kohai-san:

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

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seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

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foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

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Can we make all sports like this? With vs. Jedi, Republic vs. Separatists, Empire vs. Rebels. I would watch any sport for that.

Can we make all sports like this? With vs. Jedi, Republic vs. Separatists, Empire vs. Rebels. I would watch any sport for that.

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ismellapples:

jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

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THAT GIF I’M CRYING

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doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

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dulect:

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Done..

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